Is it just me, or do the words "Amber" and "Wind" just bring to mind baked beans? It's probably just me, isn't it?
Anyway, enough with the childish fart-gags and on to business. Yes, we have an Amber Wind Warning and a Yellow Rain Warning here. I am hoping the Met Office is wrong for two reasons:
- I Don't want a tree through my roof on Sunday night
- I have just booked three tickets to see Despicable Me 2 (Carrot-Girl's first trip to the pictures!) on Monday morning - now if you are a fan of the Kermode & Mayo Film Review Show (and if you aren't, you should be) you'll now totally understand why I'm sniggering about fart jokes while I'm writing this, as their commentary about DM2 included an actually Minion's Fart Gun in the studio
But, this is meant to be a serious post! Enough with the Fart Gun!
Last time we had a major storm in the UK was 1987 and the thing that made it so devastating was the time of year it happened - mid-late October - because the trees were all still in leaf. And it's now late October and the trees are all still in leaf.
This is the view from the back windows of my house
And this is the view from the front:
Pretty tree infested. So I am taking some steps to get prepared and I thought it might help to share them. Please add your own in the comments box below.
- Charge your phones
- Have you got wireless landline phones? They won't work if the power goes off, so, if you have one, dig out your old plug-in phone from the loft/cupboard under the stairs and check it still works
- Check your torches and get spare batteries. Carrot-Man is a sucker for those Gazillion-Candle-Power-Mega-Torches, so his job today will be to find them and charge them
- Got a battery-powered radio? Dig it out, check it works and buy spare batteries. If the power goes off, there's no TV or plug-in radios
- Candles & matches
- Longlife milk
- Cadbury's Chocolate Fingers (or is that just me?)
- Blankets - two reasons: a) No power, no central heating b) no power, the freezer goes off, so you can wrap it in blankets to keep the cold in for longer & stop your food going off. Once the power is off, don't open the freezer door.
- Emergency numbers. The Red Cross has a great downloadable Home Emergency Contacts & References Sheet. I've just printed it off and will be filling it all in.
- The Red Cross also have a great section on How To Prepare of Emergencies. All excellent advice
- Follow your local police, the Met Office & local BBC on twitter for immediate updates (assuming you have power or charged up smartphone)
- Put away all your garden furniture and dismantle your garden trampoline and any other kids toys